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Hourly Rate Carpenter Apparel - Funny Jobsite Quote
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Hourly Rate Carpenter Apparel – Funny Jobsite Quote

Price range: $27.99 through $44.99

Hourly Rate Carpenter – Jobsite. Struck like a shop sign, printed to order for carpenters. 4 garment styles, 7 colours, sizes XS to 5XL. Shipped worldwide.

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In stock — printed to order, ships in 3–5 business days

Specification

RefItemDetail
01FabricHeavyweight ring-spun cotton; hoodies and heather colours blend in polyester.
02PrintHigh-density and bonded into the fabric — no vinyl layer to crack or peel.
03CutsUnisex tee, ladies tee, V-neck, long sleeve and hoodie.
04SizesXS through 5XL on almost every design.
05Lead timePrinted to order — ships in 3–5 business days.
06Returns30 days from delivery to return or exchange.

Description

This funny and relatable carpenter shirt lays out the truth with humor only tradesmen will understand! It lists a tiered hourly rate chart, starting at $100/hr and climbing to $250/hr depending on how much interference the customer offers—“IF YOU WATCH,” “IF YOU HELP,” “IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB.” The background features a rustic workbench, tools, and wood planks, adding a gritty, real-work vibe that carpenters will love.

Perfect for job sites, casual wear, or a laugh at the hardware store, this shirt makes an excellent gift for any no-nonsense carpenter with a sharp sense of humor. Made from durable cotton blends for long-lasting comfort.

Available in T-Shirts Hoodies Sweatshirts & Long Sleeves, it’s the ultimate statement shirt for hardworking carpenters who’ve seen it all.

Additional information

Style

Classic Unisex T-shirt, Classic V-neck T-shirt, Classic Long Sleeve Tee, Classic Unisex Hoodie
Color

Carolina Blue, Gold, Irish Green, Kelly, Kiwi, Orange, Sports Grey
Size

XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

Shipping Information

Shipping Information

Every shirt is printed to order. Please allow 3-5 business days for production before your order ships.

DestinationCarrierDelivery timeCost
United StatesUSPS / UPS7-15 business days$7.99 — free over $99
CanadaUSPS / Canada Post10-20 business days$9.99
United KingdomRoyal Mail10-20 business days$9.99
Australia & New ZealandAustralia Post12-25 business days$11.99
Rest of worldStandard international12-30 business days$12.99

A tracking number is emailed to you the moment your parcel leaves our facility. You can follow it any time on our Order Tracking page.

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Returns

Returns & Exchanges

If something is not right, you have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.

  • Items must be unworn, unwashed and in original condition.
  • Wrong, damaged or misprinted item? We cover the return shipping and send a free replacement.
  • Changed your mind or ordered the wrong size? Return shipping is the customer's responsibility.

Start a return by emailing contact@hometowncrestwear.store with your order number and a photo if the item arrived faulty. Full details are on our Refund & Returns Policy page.

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